most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
Girl’s Costume Warehouse (X)
"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.
if you take anti-eating disorder posts (things that say “it’s okay to eat a piece of pizza won’t kill you if you ate today I’m proud of you”) and skew them to support obesity you’re a shitty fucking person because
1. that shit’s not for you son. doing that is…
me during classes
- "that’s racist"
- "that’s sexist"
- "there are more than two genders"
- "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
- "that’s ableist"
- "there aren’t enough girls in here"
U Bahn Doors
These are the kinds of kids that are going to change the world.
Two unisex restroom doors, one painted with a unicorn, the other with a unicycle.
Cute as hell.
but imagine if we had tiny little dragons
the size of puppies
and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute
the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad
Do not EVER clock/point out/make fun of masculine looking trans women or feminine looking trans men, Do you realize how much courage it even takes to come out as transgender let alone go out the first time “in girl/boy mode”? It’s fucking brutal, and trust me it’s taking everything they have. Make them feel good. Compliment them, make them feel pretty/handsome. Support people around you and quit being a fucking dickhead.
I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS
Imitating Art using Naissance de Venus (Birth of Venus) by William-Adolphe Bouguereau 💋
|—||Ten years of experience (via punkasspoet)|
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life